Novaking Down

Hi, I'm Paul (like the creepy Nickelodeon monkey). I'm from Massachusetts. If you want to know about my interests, I suggest the About Me page.Wiccan, native English speaker, up-and-coming French speaker. This is just what I find interesting or important, like a digital conscience. Thanks/Merci.

17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 112,461 notes

i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

00davo:

a musical where all of the songs are in the first act

the second act consists of reprises of the same songs, in reverse order, where every reprise is a dark ironic echo of the original version and it just gets more and more horrifying until the finale: a twisted, demented version of the opening number

into the woods

17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 28,603 notes
ineffably-crowley:

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

Jazzy times before the skeleton war.

ineffably-crowley:

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

Jazzy times before the skeleton war.

17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 101,612 notes
laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 111,930 notes
wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 119,803 notes

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 219,059 notes
bounoromato:

cokeflow:

I CAN SHOW U THE WORLD

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?

bounoromato:

cokeflow:

I CAN SHOW U THE WORLD

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?

17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 370,905 notes

juniorbizarre:

bellatrixisastar:

askchangelgrace:

catplanetcatplanetcatplanet:

steve don’t just accept that bullshit

that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there

That look on his face

“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”

My fucking salt talks to me.

this guy

17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 225,648 notes

lanamusic:

Lana Del Rey by NICOLE NODLAND

17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 909 notes
*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 210,236 notes

pagan-metalhead:

e-brat:

johndarnielle:

chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

the perfect photoset

every tumblr user’s bedroom 

I AM LAUGHING
sO
H ARD

17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 52,781 notes

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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sammytalklatintome:

bpm999:

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

image

I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

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17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 154,869 notes