Hi, I'm Paul (like the creepy Nickelodeon monkey). I'm from Massachusetts. If you want to know about my interests, I suggest the About Me page.Wiccan, native English speaker, up-and-coming French speaker. This is just what I find interesting or important, like a digital conscience. Thanks/Merci.
my kind of glory hole
a musical where all of the songs are in the first act
the second act consists of reprises of the same songs, in reverse order, where every reprise is a dark ironic echo of the original version and it just gets more and more horrifying until the finale: a twisted, demented version of the opening number
into the woods
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
steve don’t just accept that bullshit
that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there
That look on his face
“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”
My fucking salt talks to me.
Lana Del Rey by NICOLE NODLAND
Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990
the perfect photoset
every tumblr user’s bedroom
I AM LAUGHING
"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."